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5 Bradical Ways to Pretend “Quick Win” Doesn’t Mean More Work

**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 010** By Skyler J. Metrics, VP of Value Fabrication™ Author of the globally internal sensation From Drip to Blitz™ and the first person to successfully monetize a follow-up email spiritually 💡5 Bradical Ways to Pretend “Quick Win” Doesn’t Mean More Work You don’t sell features. You don’t sell timelines. You […]

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5 Bradical Ways to Pretend Your Brand Is Not For Everyone

**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 007** By Trent L. Marginson, Chief Brand Containment Officer and Senior VP of Selective Relevance Engineering™ 🎯 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend Your Brand Is Not For Everyone In today’s hyper-saturated brand environment, many organizations are eager to announce that they are “not for everyone.” This is a powerful statement

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5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Understand People

**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 002** By Karen Reorgée, Chief Human Realignment Officer and Executive Vibe Curator™ 🧠 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Understand People I believe HR isn’t about managing people — it’s about narrating the illusion of care at scale. My certification in Empathy Architecture allows the illusion of empathy. — 1.

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5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Know Tech

**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 006** By Marcus T., Chief Technology Obstructionist, (we think…) 🖥️ 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Know Tech Tech isn’t about building. It’s about vaguely gesturing at terminal windows and occasionally whispering “it’s a stack issue.” Here’s how to maintain an aura of digital mystique while contributing almost nothing that

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5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You’re Not Running the Company (When You Definitely Are)

**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 005** by Janessa O. Ütluk, Executive Coordinator & Situational Legitimacy Officer™ 📋 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You’re Not Running the Company (When You Definitely Are) Officially, she’s our Executive Coordinator. Unofficially, she’s the reason anything happens around here. — 1. Weaponize the Phrase “Just Circling Back” It sounds innocent.

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5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Know Finances

**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 003** By Clive A. Withholden, Chief Fiscal Obedience Officer and Budgetary Figment Specialist™ 💸 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Know Finances Finance isn’t about money. It’s about mastering the ancient art of spreadsheet spellcasting and speaking fluent depreciation. — 1. Quote a Ratio With Great Confidence Say “We’re looking

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5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Understand Strategy

**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 001** By Brad P. Earman, Founder, CEO and Conceptual Architect™ 📊 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Understand Strategy At Bradical Strategies™, we believe that true thought leadership begins when all thought has been gently escorted out of the building. This week, we unveil five foolproof techniques to appear strategic

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