Welcome to Get Bradicalized™
We Don’t Solve Problems. We Transcend Them.
You’re not supposed to be here. And that’s exactly the point. We’ll help you align around mutually unintelligible objectives.
Today's Alignment Whisper
Client-Calibrated Conceptual Artifacts™
Project: Strategic Vision Integration for a Regional Entity.
Collaborated with mid-tier leadership to embed narrative-driven strategy across siloed engagement funnels. Outcome: Enhanced perception of internal momentum.
Project: Client-Led, Consultant-Guided Thought Cascade.
Oversaw a client-led ideation initiative in which consultants nodded thoughtfully while capturing key vibes. Outcome: Six months of momentum. No follow-ups.
Project: Value Fabrication for an Industry-Agnostic Initiative
Skyler handled this one. No one really knows what happened, but a KPI dashboard was updated and someone said “brilliant.” Outcome: Everyone looked busy. Budget approved.
Testimonial Confessional Booth™
🌟 Bradical 5-Star Testimonials from Aligned Clients
“I asked for deliverables. They gave me epiphanies.”
— Cheryl A. Ling, EVP of Existential Planning
“I can’t explain what they did, but we got a standing ovation from our quarterly review committee.”
— Trent Vortman, Director of Strategic Outcomes (Unverified)
“Our KPIs are still undefined, but the team feels something has shifted. We’re calling it progress.”
— Avery Flux, Chief Emotional Intelligence Officer
“I showed my board the Bradifesto™. They didn’t get it. That’s how I knew it was working.”
— Dr. Niles O’Conform, VP of Disruption Internalization
“They installed an orb in our office. No instructions. Everyone feels more aligned.”
— Sasha Plint, Agile Trust Facilitator
“The vibe changed. That’s all I can really say.”
— Rico Demurral, Freelance Synergy Anthropologist
BRADICALPEDIA™: Institutional Lexicon
- PEAR™ – Four steps to actionable illusions.
- Alignment Sphere™ – A clickable orb of reassurance.
- Strategic Beige™ – The Mug-approved chromatic neutrality.
Bradical Strategies Alignment Sphere™
Synthesizing paradigm drift...
Own your own Alignment Sphere™ (static Executive version)