Bradical Career Openings

At Bradical Strategies™, we don’t just hire people — we invite them into an ongoing simulation of professional relevance. Our roles are tailored for visionaries, dreamers, and alignment aficionados who may or may not exist. Explore our latest openings below:

VP of Conceptual Expansion & Post-Intent Strategy™

Lead without direction. Strategize without targets. Align the unalignable.

Proceed with Intent

Chief Operations Alignment Officer™

Bradical Strategies™ invites fearless alignment architects to step into this role — a position so critical, it legally doesn’t exist

Proceed with Intent

Chief Narrativization Officer™

Spin facts into fables. Rewrite origin stories quarterly. Optional memory editing experience preferred.

Director of Intent Without Execution™

Master the art of planning nothing. Own calendars. Fear outcomes.

Crisis Simulation Coordinator™

Fabricate near-miss disasters. Deploy fire drills of the mind. Collect stress metrics.

Executive Alignment Whisperer™

Re-center power structures weekly. Facilitate meetings using only mood boards and deep sighs.

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