**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 006** By Marcus T., Chief Technology Obstructionist, (we think…) 🖥️ 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Know Tech Tech isn’t about building. It’s about vaguely gesturing at terminal windows and occasionally whispering “it’s a stack issue.” Here’s how to maintain an aura of digital mystique while contributing almost nothing that […]
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By Brad (returning from his “vertical stillness sabbatical”) “I stared at a fern for 11 hours. I don’t think it blinked.” In the sacred grove of intermittent Wi-Fi and infinite self-reference, I experienced a feedback loop of consciousness so pure, it stopped making sense and started producing strategy. Here’s what revealed itself to me, through
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While sipping a tepid executive infusion (☕certified espresso-substitute) from a branded Reusable Hydration Symbol™, I was struck by a truth: how many of our most sacred ideations have been orphaned by inertia, abandoned on the tarmac of tomorrow due to a total lack of theatrical execution? The Philosophy of Movement Impressionism™ 1. Velocity-Free Visioning™ 💡
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**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 004** By Skyler J. Metrics, VP of Value Fabrication™ 🚰 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Understand KPIs Author of the renowned From Drip to Blitz™ and survivor of four self-inflicted dashboards — 1. Talk About KPIs Like They’re Pets. Never explain them. Just refer to them like beloved but
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**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 005** by Janessa O. Ütluk, Executive Coordinator & Situational Legitimacy Officer™ 📋 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You’re Not Running the Company (When You Definitely Are) Officially, she’s our Executive Coordinator. Unofficially, she’s the reason anything happens around here. — 1. Weaponize the Phrase “Just Circling Back” It sounds innocent.
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**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 003** By Clive A. Withholden, Chief Fiscal Obedience Officer and Budgetary Figment Specialist™ 💸 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Know Finances Finance isn’t about money. It’s about mastering the ancient art of spreadsheet spellcasting and speaking fluent depreciation. — 1. Quote a Ratio With Great Confidence Say “We’re looking
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**The Weekly(ish) Bradical — Volume 001** By Brad P. Earman, Founder, CEO and Conceptual Architect™ 📊 5 Bradical Ways to Pretend You Understand Strategy At Bradical Strategies™, we believe that true thought leadership begins when all thought has been gently escorted out of the building. This week, we unveil five foolproof techniques to appear strategic
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