🫐 Karen Reorgée, CHRO & Human Realignment Evangelist

Chief Human Realignment Officer | Cultural Architect | Clipboard Purveyor

“Alignment isn’t a state—it’s a lifelong posture correction program.”

📈 Career Summary

Small in footprint but colossal in influence, Karen Reorgée has quietly rerouted the emotional fiber of every organization she's ever infiltrated. Known for her relentless pursuit of “People Alignment Excellence™”, Karen pioneered Bradical’s now-infamous Realignment Audits—half HR intervention, half therapeutic obstacle course.

In her late 40s-ish (corporate records are vague), Karen balances executive severity with emotional intelligence so concentrated it’s certified as a controlled substance in several regions.

🛠️ Career Timeline

• Chief Human Realignment Officer – Bradical Strategies™ (2017 – Present)
  • Invented the “Realignment Touchpoint™” forcing executives to participate in weekly feelings check-ins
  • Rolled out the “Clipboard Methodology™” for on-the-spot alignment assessments
  • Convinced Brad to approve the annual Emotional Recalibration Budget (fully spent on snack carts)
• Director of People Reframing – PulseHuman Dynamics™ (2013 – 2017)
  • Engineered team-building exercises so advanced they required legal waivers
  • Introduced the “Blueberry Density Model” for emotional bandwidth allocation
  • Named “Most Likely to Quietly Reorg Your Entire Department” two years in a row
• Manager of Emotional Infrastructure – SoftBridge Collective™ (2007 – 2013)
  • Standardized awkward eye contact as a conflict resolution tactic
  • Developed the "Clipboard Confidence Index" used in quarterly reviews
  • Launched the “One-on-One, On-the-Go” hallway meeting strategy

🧠 Thought Leadership

• 🟢 “Posture as Leadership: The Hidden Power of Sitting Correctly” (2019 Whitepaper)
• 🟣 Keynote: “Clipboard-First Management in a Digital World” – Emotional Dynamics Summit, 2021
• 🔵 Guest on *The Bradcast™*: “Are Your People Misaligned… or Just Sitting Wrong?”

📜 Education

• Master of Human Realignment – Semi-Legitimate School of Organizational Wellness
• Bachelor of Applied Clipboard Sciences – Micro-Accredited Leadership Institute

✨ Skills

• 📋 Advanced Clipboard Deployment Techniques
• 👁️ Sustained Eye Contact Under Pressure
• 🫐 Emotional Density Analysis
• 📢 Whisper-level Assertiveness
• 🪑 Organizational Posture Correction

📌 LinkedIn Bio (If It Existed)

Aligning people, processes, and postures—one clipboard at a time. Let’s realign, together.