🍐 Brad P. Earman, CEO & Founding Fruit

Chief Executive Officer | Conceptual Architect | Pear of Purpose

“We don’t deliver outcomes. We deliver the feeling of outcomes.”

📈 Career Summary

Brad P. Earman is the conceptual powerhouse behind Bradical Strategies™. A visionary leader molded by entropy, wellness retreats, and one rogue breakout session that ran 37 minutes over, Brad has spent his career redefining what strategy means—and more importantly, how it should feel.

Having ripened in a bowl of doubt and PowerPoint, Brad now leads with boldness, buzzwords, and deeply ambiguous metrics. His experience spans industries that don’t exist and verticals that are purely metaphorical.

🛠️ Career Timeline

• Founding CEO – Bradical Strategies™ (2016 – Present)
  • Founded the firm during a Q4 corporate retreat that accidentally turned into a vision quest
  • Coined the PEAR™ Framework while deep in a whiteboard trance
  • Personally aligned over 140 clients using tone of voice and chakra diagrams
  • Maintains executive presence using only a tie, headset, and unwavering eye contact
• VP of Narrative Velocity – ThoughtSpring Group™ (2012 – 2016)
  • Pioneered “quantum storytelling” for B2B pipelines
  • Developed KPI-spinning templates that doubled perception of ROI
  • Frequently referred to as “a thought hurricane” (by himself, in his performance reviews)
• Director of Synergy Onboarding – EchoBridge™ (2008 – 2012)
  • Built onboarding flows entirely out of inspirational posters
  • Rolled out a system-wide “Alignment Check-In Protocol” involving color swatches
  • Left after rebranding HR as “Human Realignment”
• Freelance Strategist & Brand Whisperer (2005 – 2008)
  • Operated out of co-working spaces before they were trendy
  • Facilitated brand journeys for over 40 clients (results undocumented)
  • Known for saying “Let’s take that to a more conceptual altitude” in every meeting

🧠 Thought Leadership

• 🟢 “Operationalizing the Conceptual” (whitepaper nobody finished but everyone downloaded)
• 🟣 Speaker at the Global Alignment Forum, 2023 (“Is This Even Strategy?”)
• 🔵 Host of The Bradcast™ – a quarterly monologue on professional transcendence

📜 Education

• Master of Conceptual Realignment – Unaccredited Institute of Executive Clarity
• Bachelor of Emotional Economics – Minor in Slidecraft – Fictional University of Applied Thought

✨ Skills

• 📊 Intuitive Metrics Interpretation™
• 🎤 Keynote-level charisma (unverified)
• 📁 PowerPoint file naming discipline
• 🪞 Empathic mirroring during pitch meetings
• 🍐 Advanced fruit-based analogy deployment

📌 LinkedIn Bio (If It Existed)

Vision-driven. Outcome-fluid. Permanently in alpha mode. Let’s align—conceptually.