VP of Conceptual Expansion and Post-Intent Strategy™

Location: Conceptionally TBD

Department: Strategic Post-Intent

Type: Full-Time, Intent-Based Contract

Bradical Strategies™ is seeking a VP of CEPIS to expand our footprint in markets that do not technically exist, through development strategies that are emotionally satisfying, if not legally sound. This individual will lead from within — conceptually — leveraging frameworks like Directional Osmosis™ and Pre-Alignment Market Foresight™ to out-think, out-maneuver, and out-vague our competitors.

Key Responsibilities:

• Own the “why” behind every quarterly goal slide
• Orchestrate synergy between departments that have never met
• Forecast hypothetical growth in post-hierarchical org charts
• Maintain stakeholder suspense through deliberate ambiguity
• Create roadmaps that double as spiritual exercises

Required Qualifications:

• 10+ years in strategic roleplay or high-level workshop attendance
• Experience in ghost-mergers or spectral joint ventures
• Fluent in acronyms, passive voice, and conditional enthusiasm
• MBA or equivalent in Metaphorical Thinking

Perks:

• A desk facing true north (for optimal alignment)
• Access to the Executive Reflection Sphere Lounge™
• Unlimited post-it notes labeled “Vision”
• Complimentary onboarding flask (hydration not included)

Compensation:

• Competitive salary in PercepToken™.
• Unlimited Pre-Approved Thought Optimization days.
• Access to the Emotional Composting Room.

If this sounds like your next theoretical leap forward, don’t apply — just send an impression of your resume via our BAM system.

About Bradical Conglomerate™

We are the global leader in Perception-Oriented Value Realignment, operating at the intersection of alignment theory, emotional liquidity, and conceptual resilience. We exist to make your confusion scalable.

Stay abstract. Stay loosely accountable. Stay Bradical.