Bradical Certification of Provisional Alignment

This certifies that the bearer is officially recognized as
Bradical-Curious
having completed the alignment rites of passage.

You are hereby licensed to operate within Bradical cultural zones with limited supervision and optional safety fruit.

Your Personal Alignment ID: D93BA7AEBB
(Needed for further alignment. Do not lose this. We won't replace it.)

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