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Stakeholder Readiness Intake Form

Begin your journey toward alignment by completing the official Bradical Strategies Partner Evaluation Questionnaire.

Part 1: Organizational Vibe Profile

What is your organization’s Narrative Velocity Rating?
Low
Moderate
Accelerating
Undefined, but emotionally promising

How do you currently manage stakeholder resonance?
Manual Vibe Adjustments
Automated Emotional Bandwidth Tools
We don’t, but we'd like to pretend we do
Other (please elaborate using a corporate metaphor)

What is your Emotional KPI Maturity Level?
Pre-Aligned
Semi-Synchronized
Fully Aligned
Mystically Unquantifiable

Preferred Strategic Buzzword Frequency:
Light Sprinkle
Heavy Drizzle
Corporate Monsoon
Constant Ambient Noise

Do you currently offer Thought Leadership as a Service?
Yes
No
We’re thinking about thinking about it

Part 2: Executive Readiness Check

How many fictional departments does your org chart currently include?
1–3
4–6
7+
Our org chart is just a Mobius strip

Have your executives attended a Narrative Recalibration Workshop in the last quarter?
Yes
No
They claim they did, but no one can prove it

What is your CEO’s current Vibe Index?
Positive
Neutral
Existential
Open to suggestion

How many KPIs do you currently ignore while reporting “success”?
0–5
6–10
All of them
We generate KPIs purely for deck aesthetics

Current alignment status of your Situational Legitimacy Officer (SLO):
Actively Aligning
Emotionally On Leave
Unknown, presumed aligning elsewhere

Part 3: Cross-Functional Readiness

How do you measure Narrative Drift across departments?
Quarterly Syncs
Slack Channel Vibes
Interpretive Dance
We do not acknowledge Narrative Drift

How often do your teams perform Alignment Rituals?
Daily
Weekly
Quarterly, if the moon is right
We don’t, but we have branded mugs for it

What’s your current Funnel Flow Disruption Level?
Minimal
Manageable
Spiraling
Our funnel is a black hole

Current Vibe Density Threshold being monitored:
15%
30%
60%
100%, but only on Tuesdays

Which of the following is your primary alignment blocker?
Internal resistance
Stakeholder apathy
Excessive synergy loops
Vibrational misalignment in upper management

Part 4: Advanced Readiness Indicators

Do you utilize Cross-Platform Stakeholder Echo Chambers?
Yes
No
We prefer the term “Alignment Ecosystem”

Rate your confidence in your ability to fabricate Emotional KPIs on demand:
High
Medium
Low

Are you willing to rebrand your mission statement to include "alignment" or "synergy"?
Yes
No
We already did, three rebrands ago

Would you like to receive the full Bradical Strategies™ Emotional Readiness Playbook?
Yes, in PDF
Yes, but only as a branded slideshow
No, I already wrote it

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