At Bradical Outsourcing Initiatives™, we believe real growth comes from making your org chart look empty while inflating revenue narratives.
“We’ve reduced internal headcount by 97%, without reducing perceived output.”
Our Outsourcing Packages Include:
- Executive Presence Leasing™ — Rent a C-Suite for QBRs, then quietly let them vanish into the cloud.
- Middle Management as a Service (MMaaS)™ — Our professional managers attend meetings on your behalf, nodding meaningfully and taking no action.
- AI-Enhanced Employee Simulators™ — Fool auditors with digital avatars that post Slack emojis and join Zoom calls with cameras off.
- Culture Compliance Packs™ — We deploy external “team members” to like, comment, and perform “casual banter” on your internal chat platforms.
- Thought Leadership as a Service™ — We generate monthly LinkedIn posts under your brand’s ghostwritten executive personas.
Client Testimonials
“We laid off 86% of our staff, but our stakeholder decks have never looked busier.”
— Will I. Wok, Chief Illusion Officer™
“We replaced real humans with vibe placeholders. No one noticed.”
— Emerson Z., Fractional Vibe Architect
Instant Cost Minimization Calculator™
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