This private blog, born out of boredom, is a satirical project, intended for entertainment purposes only. All characters, organizations, titles, acronyms, philosophies, leadership frameworks, mascots (including but not limited to talking pears, judgmental mugs, and fruit-shaped executives), and corporate jargon presented on this site are entirely fictional. We don’t sell anything, not even our CMO aka “The Mug”!
Any resemblance to real persons, real companies, or real HR, IT, Sales or any other departments–living, dead, emotionally unavailable, or spiritually disengaged–is purely coincidental, unintended and probably unfortunate. If you recognize your company, consider it a red flag and it may be time to move on (though this is not meant as career advice from us).
Bradical Strategies(TM) is not a real consulting firm (yet probably never though), and nothing, we mean really nothing, on this website should be interpreted as genuine business advice, emotional support, or a viable corporate strategy (seriously, please don’t try to use PEAR(TM) in your annual review). All visual assets, diagrams, and metaphysical renderings are the intellectual property of Bradical Strategies™. Unauthorized alignment may result in violation of perception protocols. Images (including those of the the Bradical Team ) have been generated using OpenAi’s “Sora”. Sora is like that insanely talented coworker who shows up once every few weeks, casually drops a visual masterpiece, and then vanishes into the GPU fog without saying a word. Images may not be used for any other purpose.
For all legal, emotional, and existential intents and purposes, this is a joke. We don’t send any emails, collect email addresses or other contact data.
Please consult a real adult before implementing anything you’ve seen here in a professional environment. But don’t implement anything (really don’t). We’re not your boss.
Logos and Trademarks
All logos, brand names, and trademarks referenced on this website, including but not limited to Facebook, LinkedIn, and other third-party platforms, are the property of their respective owners. The use of these logos and brand names does not imply any affiliation with, endorsement by, or sponsorship from the respective trademark holders. Bradical Strategies™ and its associated brands are independent entities and are not affiliated with or endorsed by any third-party companies referenced herein.
Terms of Use
1. Satire and Fiction Notice
All content on this Site, including text, images, concepts, frameworks, and corporate gibberish, is fictional and satirical in nature. Nothing should be taken seriously, personally, professionally, or existentially.
2. No Real Services
Bradical Strategies™ does not offer any real consulting, coaching, blockchain solutions, cloud services, or executive transformation programs. Any attempt to hire us will be met with polite confusion and probable laughter.
3. Intellectual Property
All original content on this Site, including but not limited to fruit-shaped executives, judgmental mugs, and strategic nonsense, is the intellectual property of Bradical Strategies™. Unauthorized reproduction, rebroadcast, or unsolicited alignment attempts are strictly prohibited.
4. External Links
Our Site may contain links to third-party websites. We have no control over these external sites and accept no responsibility for anything you encounter there, including but not limited to horrifying pop-ups, spam, or existential crises.
5. No Liability
By visiting this Site, you accept that Bradical Strategies™ is not responsible for any business failures, personal realizations, fruit-based identity crises, or career-ending decisions inspired by our content.
6. Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to update these Terms of Use at any time, without notice or fanfare, because honestly, nobody reads this stuff.
Privacy Policy
1. Information We Collect
None. We do not collect, process, or share any personal data. No emails, no cookies (beyond WordPress’s own), no tracking. We don’t collect email addresses, contact information, behavioral patterns, or soul fragments.
2. Cookies
Our site may set basic session cookies for WordPress functionality, but we do not track or analyze your behavior. We do not track, analyze, or otherwise care about your existence. Some cookies may be set by Cloudflare for security and threat detection purposes. No personal data is stored or profiled.
3. Third-Party Services
We may embed logos, icons, or links to third-party sites purely for parody and aesthetic reasons. Those third parties have their own privacy policies, which you should read if you enjoy legal anxiety. If you click an external link, you are voluntarily exiting the safety of the fruit bowl and entering a less juicy, less regulated environment. Proceed at your own existential risk.
4. Data Sharing
We couldn’t share your data even if we wanted to, because we don’t have any. Bradical Strategies™ is proudly GDPR compliant through sheer laziness.
5. Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy without notice, although frankly, what are we even updating if there’s nothing to collect?
6. Legal & Ethical Disclosures
* Not affiliated with Brainstem Evoked Response Audiometry (BERA), or any form of medical, neurological, or auditory diagnostic testing.
** This disclaimer exists purely for narrative alignment purposes. Please consult your inner stakeholder before proceeding.
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