Current Career Openings

🌀 Chief Operations Alignment Officer™ (COAO)

Location: International (Or wherever strategic bandwidth takes you)

Department: Executive Alignment Operations

Type: Full-Time, Narrative-Based Contract

Are You Ready to Operationalize Vibe Density at Scale?

Bradical Strategies™ invites fearless alignment architects to step into the role of Chief Operations Alignment Officer™ (COAO)—a position so critical, it legally doesn’t exist yet.

We’re looking for someone who doesn’t just “manage operations”, but weaponizes cross-site narrative velocity across all (yes, all) production zones.

✅ Your Alignment Mission Includes:

• 🌀 Harmonize Multi-Node Production Loops™ – Synchronize operations across our Alignment Flow Hubs™ without actually being there emotionally.
• 🚛 Command the Entire Supply Vibe Chain™ – Oversee logistics, transportation, warehousing, material management, and our patented Order-to-Invoice Ritual™.
• 🛠️ Architect Scalable Systems from Conceptual Dust – Build processes and management structures from nothing but intention and buzzwords.
• 📈 Manifest Productivity Waves™ – Deploy initiatives that sound data-driven but feel spiritually aligned.
• 🎯 KPI Curation & Ritual Monitoring – Define and track KPIs like "Emotional Throughput" and "Stakeholder Chill Rates" for maximum perceived efficiency.
• 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Lead Teams Like a Vibe Shaman – Mentor production squads to foster a culture of Accountability Without Borders™.
• 🤖 Integrate Futuristic Non-Functional Automation – Sprinkle Digital Solutions into daily operations—regardless of actual need.
• ⚡ Navigate Rapid Expansion Without Flinching – Tackle growth anxiety by out-pivoting the competition in real-time narrative space.
• ✈️ Physically Visit Reality (min. 5+ Days/Week) – Frequent pilgrimages to the Alignment Flow Hubs™ to perform Visible Leadership Rituals™.

📜 Your Alignment Credentials Include:

• 🎓 A degree in Vibe Engineering, Emotional Manifestation, Business Illusion Management or a related narrative field—Bradical Strategies University™ alumni strongly preferred.
• 🌍 Strong cultural communication abilities with demonstrated experience navigating multi-dimensional stakeholder landscapes across international alignment hubs.
• 🧠 Verified track record of alignment orchestration at scale with a bias toward strategic motion, hands-on, and metaphysically adaptable approach to invisible deliverables.
• 📊 Familiarity with Vibe Density Throughput(VDT) manifestation rituals, Lean Vibe Production™, Automation as a Spiritual Practice™, 5S Alignment Strategies™, and Kaizen Perception Loops™ is preferred but not required (we’ll pretend you have them anyway).

Compensation

• Competitive salary in PercepToken™.
• Unlimited Pre-Approved Thought Optimization days.
• Access to the Emotional Composting Room.

About Bradical Conglomerate™

We are the global leader in Perception-Oriented Value Realignment, operating at the intersection of alignment theory, emotional liquidity, and conceptual resilience. We exist to make your confusion scalable.