At Bradical Strategies University (BSU), we offer a range of non-accredited, emotionally-backed programs designed to make you feel more employable, without actually changing anything measurable about your skills.

📚 Our Most Popular Programs

• Master of Perceptual Alignment™ (MPA) — Learn to say “alignment” in 47 different tones, none of which require explanation.
• Bachelor of Funnel Philosophy™ (BFP) — Study the ancient art of conversion without clarity, featuring guest lectures by Skyler J. Metrics himself.
• Certificate in Vibe Management™ — Because workplace energy is everything—unless you actually have deliverables.
• Executive Diploma in Emotional ROI Engineering™ — Translate feelings into charts no one questions. Includes advanced gaslighting modules.

📝 Enrollment Requirements

Applicants must submit:

• A screenshot of their favorite CTA button
• A 200-word essay on “What Alignment Means to Me” (Buzzwords required)
• A non-refundable Emotional Deposit of 47 Vibe Credits

Acceptance is based on vibe-only merit. GPA not considered. Actual knowledge optional.

📅 Upcoming Webinar

“Scaling Synergy Through Fictional Accreditation”
Hosted by The Mug, CMO by Presence Only.
Date: TBD (pending executive mood check)